Quote from the movie 'College'

Okay so this was on TV a few days ago and I just thought this quote was probably the best part of the movie; yes, I mean it. Anyway, the movie is "College" starring Drake Bell from Drake & Josh.


Fletcher: Uh, so you guys going on some sort of road trip to Fieldmont this weekend?
Carter: Yeah.
Fletcher: I just went there to visit my bro. I almost didn't make it back.
Carter: Almost didn't make it back? Dude, it's just college.
Fletcher: Yeah, see that's what I thought; I didn't sleep for three days; OK I don't have any money left in my bank account; I maxed out my parents credit card which was suppose to be used in only cases of emergency; I tried smoking a tampon; wet my brother's bed twice; stole a car; got in a bar fight; ate some gold fish; played naked frisby; found a tattoo on my lower back of a unicorn, don't remember gettin that; I laughed, I cried; all in all I'd say i was the best weekend of my life.